Upon my daily brief review of La Repubblica to brush up on my Italian and check in on the Foxy Knoxy scandal, I stumbled upon this gem which can only be the work of Berlusconi's attempt to draw the world's attention away from his renowned Bunga Bunga parties...
My favorite is their declaration of Ashton as a 'toy-boy' and their awkward description of a cougar...
"LUI, il trentatreenne Ashton Kutcher, è il padre di tutti i toy-boy. Lei, la quarantottenne Demi Moore, è la regina delle cougar: nome che indica le donne non più giovanissime, così sicure del loro fascino da puntare sempre prede più giovani..."
"He, a thirty three your old Ashton Kutcher, the father of all boy toys. She, a forty year old Demi Moore, a known Cougar - a name which indicates that a woman who is no longer young is attracted to younger prey..."
The article goes on to discuss how this social network power couple is now being taken down by the medium that pushed them to the top. Demi with her twitter posts, Ashton with his rendezvous's posting pics and anecdotes about their hook-ups... I mean this is truly journalism at it's finest. I don't even know why I bother to scan the Times, the Post or the Journal. All I ever need is right here.
....I miss Italy...
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